Public Service Announcement: Epic Music

You've just read a post on epic music here on The Unwind.

While the benefits to epic music are obvious, there are hidden dangers to epic music that are, well, hidden and often go unnoticed. While you're listening to it, and shortly there after, you may be tempted to do outrageous things that could endanger yourself, others or (worse still) be really embarrassing. Even being exposed to second hand epic music can cause erratic changes in behavior.

Some facts:

• Reckless driving onset by rocking out to "Freebird" accounts for 70 percent of all "Freebird"-related injuries.
• The Pirates of the Caribbean fight music has been scientifically proven to increase blood flow to the part of the brain that controls sword fighting.
• With the exception of professional boxers, listening to "The Eye of the Tiger" anywhere near a boxing ring increases your mortality rate nearly twenty fold.

We at the Unwind hope you do continue to enjoy epic music. But please, listen responsibly.