Mar 6, 2009

Hats of +5 manliness

Have you ever wanted to look like a Viking, lumberjack, grizzled old man or pirate but just not had the facial hair or rugged good looks to act the part? If so, I've got good news and bad news for you. The bad news is, you have issues.

The good news is there is a site catering to your needs and is able make you look slightly (read: very) ridiculous in the process. I'm talking about Beard Heads:

A Beard Head is a winter giant wool hat that covers all but the front of your face. Then, for good measure, they attached a giant wool "moustache" to the front of it to give you that extra manly appeal. Perfect for those manly tasks like drinking at sporting events, saving children from burning homes, or even arm wrestling a bear.

I just wish I had found these earlier in the winter season...

1 comment:

Jazmeister said...

Wow! You could do all kinds of things with that. You could have a shirt that looks low cut, with chest hair in the Robin Williams fashion. You could have pubic hair sticking out from swimwear. The age of possibilities!