Dear god, my head is going implode. Kinda like a reverse pinata, only instead of candy my head is full of lulz. And these lulz collapse into singularity. Which would make them more like the letter "K" if you squint really hard. That's what singularity means, right? Oh god, my brain is so bork right now.
The good news is if the Heavy Weapons Guy's career as a Billy Mays replacement doesn't pan out, you know MTV'll probably have some work for him.
Showing posts with label omg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label omg. Show all posts
Sep 16, 2009
The most ridiculous mashup of video games and pop culture EVER
Aug 18, 2009
Things that should not be: Poo Trap
Do you have a dog? Does it poop? Do you hate your dog? If you've answered yes to all three, then this product is for you. It's the Poo Trap, a device that catches poo that comes out of your dog. Finally, a device that strips you and your dog away from any remaining dignity.
Feb 2, 2009
Undead diving elbow drops for eveyone!
There is no apocalypse more scary to me and more likely to happen than the zombie apocalypse. The scariest of all possible zombie apocalypse is some kind of super virus turning everyone into Macho Man Randy Savage, in which 5-6 billion people begin mindlessly calling out Hulk Hogan and snapping into Slim Jims.
Don't believe me? Check out this mod of Left 4 Dead, where all zombies' voices are replaced with the Macho Man's:
Jan 26, 2009
Fire in the hole!
Found this rummaging some old emails the other day (don't let the url fool you, it's SFW):
http://nakedteddybears.livejournal.com/351011.html
This is one of the most entertaining reviews of a burger joint I've ever read. Of course, you know it's going to be pretty good when the author mentions early on that you need rubber gloves to eat the burger and that it "...was not so much a meal as a physical assault." This is one man's decent into a pepper-induced madness and the aftermath that resulted - even days later. Click here to continue reading "Fire in the hole!"
Nov 27, 2008
Best. Thanksgiving. Ever.
Rick Astley has just Rick Rolled about 10 million people at today's Thanksgiving Day Parade:
This is going to spread like wildfire across the internet. This could have been you, SNL!
Oct 20, 2008
Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum
My girlfriend, an avid gum chewer, recently received a pack of gum from her brother. But it wasn't any ordinary gum... it's was Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum. The packaging can be found below, but the company that is responsible for this awesomeness is Blue Q, makers of many other hilarious things.
Checking their gum selection alone has made me interested in Instant Afro Gum, Oh God I'm So Totally Wasted Gum, and This Orgy Is Off To A Slow Start Gum.
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Oct 7, 2008
CSI: Henson
Sometimes I get a flash of brilliance. Through the magic of photoshop, I've inadvertently created the best television show ever (that doesn't currently exist). I would pay infinity billion dollars to be able to watch:
It also happens to make perfect sense for all parties involved. Jerry Bruckheimer needs a new, fresh take on CSI; the Muppets have been starving for work since 1999 (Muppets From Space, their last movie); and I really really really need this to happen.
Jerry? Whoever owns the rights to the Muppets? We need to do lunch... Click here to continue reading "CSI: Henson"
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