Thanks to Lil' Wayne, and to a less tongue-in-cheek extent The Onion, our war on drugs has come to a complete halt. The solution? Turn him loose on all the world's drugs and have him ingest them all. It was only a matter of time before authorities decided to use celebrities in the war on drugs beyond public service announcements.
The only real question is, why wasn't Keith Richards tapped for this? The man's done so many drugs that his skin has hallucinogenic properties.
Showing posts with label Keith Richards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keith Richards. Show all posts
Dec 31, 2009
The War On Drugs is Over!
Sep 5, 2008
Photoshop Flailing: Cracked.com and a request
Decided to bust out the ol' Photoshop and whip up a few pictures. My topic was for the weekly Cracked.com reader submission, who wanted to know what it would take for network televisions to increase viewership. My submissions (thusfar) are below, click on any of them for a higher resolution picture.
The obvious way, to me at least, is to get right in front of the viewer:
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
This one is likely to put a smile on your face.
A reality show based on Keith Richards' life? Sign me up!
In the season finale, we discover he's been dead for 12 years.
And this one isn't for Cracked, but rather my friends over at Traveling Munchies:
Animal Crackers!
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