Hypothetical Drinks

At a random bar, a few friends and I decided to try to come up with hypothetical drinks that may or may not be good, but are hilarious. The below list are a mixture of a few that were tossed around and some I came up with.

For the record, everything on this list that won't outright kill me or contain illegal narcotics are drinks I want to try at some point.

• Wily Wacker - Hypnotiq, Bombay Sapphire, Blue Raspberry Teeni. A variation of the Blue Bomber.
  
• The Daft Punk - Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice and WD-40. It's basically a Sex On the Beach while adding the WD-40 robot cred. Something both men and women alike can enjoy.
  
• The Terry Tate - Jagermeister, Jack Daniels, 151 rum. Mix anything with a .357 magnum (JD an 151) and the pain train's comin'.
  
• Twilight - Sangria and Teen Angst. Best consumed in a Hot Topic.
  
• Mario Brothers' Star - Limoncello and Cocaine. If this doesn't make you temporarily invincible, I don't know what will.
  
• Taco Bell - Beefeater and Ex-Lax. Enough said.

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Killer showdown

In anticipation for the third season of Dexter, one of the best shows on television if you want my humble opinion, I wondered who would be Dexter Morgan's greatest adversary. After much thought, I figured his toughest challenge (besides trying to maintain a normal life) would be Hannibal Lecter.

Hannibal and Dexter are both charming, hyper intelligent serial killers. They both have a keen sense of the procedure of law and how to manipulate it. The two are evenly matched in just about every way.

One significant difference between the two is that Hannibal is a well-known serial killer, whereas Dexter's "extracirricular activity" isn't known to anyone still alive. So, presumably, if these two were to try to kill each other, Hannibal would also be wanted by law enforcement. Dexter, on the other hand, has to not tip off his friends and loved ones to his murderous ways, something Hannibal could potentially exploit.

I still give the nod to Dexter. Dexter's "code" dictates that he only target bad people, so presumably, Dexter would target Hannibal and make the first move. While he would be a formidable opponent, I think that's all Dexter would need to get the job done.

What say you?

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